I was born in 1979 in the remote frontier outpost of Perth, Western Australia. I grew up in the deep north country of Duncraig, where I picked up many bad habits such as drinking, fighting and art history. A man of few talents and many obsessions my major interests include art history, colonial exploration and rock music. I am also an ardent fan of the Fremantle Football Club, but like the high-seas they are often a cruel mistress.
